(possible or impossible, it matters not; these are visions which bring me a chuckle; no comment intended on artist or song, it is the combination that amuses)
General:
To Sir, With Love- Jimmy Durante ("What, what can I give yas in retoin?")
Minnie The Moocher- Jack Webb
Great Balls of Fire- Maurice Chevalier
Green Acres theme- Sting
Like A Virgin- Udo Kier ("Like A Wirgin"...suggested by Dave McIntire)
The King Crimson section:
21st Century Schizoid Man- Manhattan Transfer (complete with finger snaps and wide-eyed, head- bobbing choreography)
The Great Deceiver- John Wayne
Neurotica- Peter Lorre
Starless- Tom Jones (this one might actually work!)
Cadence and Cascade- The Ink Spots (complete with spoken word mid-section)
Thrak- Kronos Quartet (suggested by Danny Anderson)
21st Century Schizoid Man- John Zorn's Naked City (with Yamatsuka Eye on vocals) (suggested by Danny Anderson)
Trio- w/ Bill Bruford's part played by Marcel Marceau (suggested by Eric Wallack in a particularly surrealist mood)
Moonchild- William Shatner ("moon.....child.....standing in the......................shallows....") (suggested by Dave McIntire)
One More Red Nightmare- Tori Amos (suggested by Dave McIntire)
(Suggestions for this list are welcome! If used, you will receive a "suggested by" credit. Send your suggestions to gregsegal@gregsegal.com)